pimps don’t do homework srry
We lost Earl Ragnar, our favorite Beta fish.
& we were sure to give him a viking’s funeral as such a magnificent fish as he deserves.
See you in Valhalla my friend.
Sail, Ragnar. Sail.
you set your little girl’s dead fish on fire in front of her eyes this is incredible
- Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
- Me: Oh ok cool
- Kidnapper: Wut
- Me: This is a febreze commercial right
- Kidnapper: Wut
- Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh
Found this the other day while camping. It’s like nature painted on a leaf.
Oh cool a sKY DEMON AWAKENS
This is one of the coolest pictures I have ever seen.
CTHULU AWAKENS
are you kidding me? this is the spirit of the kraken in Pirates of the Caribbean that they killed
Come lay with me. I wanna talk about nothing with someone that means something.
trillvcvm (via perfect)

